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Picasso Got Into The Sex Dust
Oh man...we came into work this morning and walked in on Picasso having his way with The Girl With A Pearl Earring. Judging by the smile on her face we have determined that the act was consensual, but it might be time to put the Sex Dust on a high shelf where the crazy artists can't get their hands on it. Sadly, the Balloon Dog has been slightly traumatized by the experience. UPDATE: Always an ear for gossip, Andy Warhol just told us that The Girl With A Pearl Earring slipped a spoonful of Sex Dust into Picasso's evening smoothie last night....